1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,162 Translation and correction  "iMedo"  3 00:00:02,727 --> 00:00:04,164 ... 4 00:00:04,171 --> 00:00:05,781 ... 5 00:00:05,792 --> 00:00:07,366 ... 6 00:00:07,377 --> 00:00:08,857 ... 7 00:00:08,868 --> 00:00:10,289 ... 8 00:00:10,300 --> 00:00:13,477 I spent the first half of my show angry 9 00:00:13,581 --> 00:00:16,671 .So I knew how to recognize it in another person 10 00:00:16,865 --> 00:00:18,265 ... 11 00:00:18,276 --> 00:00:19,800 ... 12 00:00:19,811 --> 00:00:21,247 ... 13 00:00:21,258 --> 00:00:23,869 ... 14 00:00:23,990 --> 00:00:26,557 ... 15 00:00:26,655 --> 00:00:28,135 Yo, what the hell are you doing? 16 00:00:28,146 --> 00:00:30,061 Don't turn that 3 into .25 17 00:00:30,072 --> 00:00:33,466 Do you understand me? Go ahead, Boy Boy 18 00:00:37,057 --> 00:00:39,909 .Make time, man. Don't let time do that 19 00:00:39,920 --> 00:00:41,878 .You can be so much more than this place 20 00:00:41,889 --> 00:00:43,350 This is how you make it here? 21 00:00:43,361 --> 00:00:46,277 Let me tell you something, man 22 00:00:46,672 --> 00:00:48,804 Get out of the prison of your mind 23 00:00:49,015 --> 00:00:51,365 .Go out and get that education 24 00:00:58,074 --> 00:00:59,815 !Man of the book, man of the book 25 00:00:59,826 --> 00:01:01,131 Reading is essential! 26 00:01:01,142 --> 00:01:03,274 Hey, let me get that one 27 00:01:03,285 --> 00:01:05,200 .I like that. I love that, man 28 00:01:05,211 --> 00:01:06,984 This law book is very thick at that time 29 00:01:06,995 --> 00:01:09,679 If you finish reading it, your offer will expire 30 00:01:09,690 --> 00:01:11,917 Have fun! Man of the book, man of the book 31 00:01:11,928 --> 00:01:14,191 Reading is essential! 32 00:01:15,880 --> 00:01:18,100 Oh disgusting 33 00:01:18,111 --> 00:01:19,678 ...My mistake, Trey. Just me 34 00:01:19,732 --> 00:01:21,189 .Hey, no, come back 35 00:01:22,559 --> 00:01:24,905 Remember what I told you 36 00:01:24,916 --> 00:01:27,310 .Education is the key 37 00:01:27,451 --> 00:01:29,466 .I don't want to see your ass here again 38 00:01:29,477 --> 00:01:31,174 .You know her 39 00:01:31,215 --> 00:01:33,162  Okay -  Okay - 40 00:01:40,263 --> 00:01:43,735 I realized that being kind to another person - 41 00:01:43,746 --> 00:01:46,425 .I quickly replaced my anger with joy 42 00:01:46,436 --> 00:01:50,701 ... 43 00:01:55,282 --> 00:01:58,108 So you still won't tell me where we're going? 44 00:01:58,119 --> 00:02:02,210 .I would if I could, but I can't, so I won't 45 00:02:02,221 --> 00:02:03,788 .Wifi, do not use any Ali line 46 00:02:03,799 --> 00:02:06,584 .You use it on chicks to try to break them down, man 47 00:02:06,595 --> 00:02:08,466 What made you so shaken and didn't want to talk? 48 00:02:08,477 --> 00:02:10,566 .Man, she's that girl I'm trying to break 49 00:02:13,452 --> 00:02:15,279 .Look, trust me, brother 50 00:02:15,624 --> 00:02:17,757 We have some friends in high places 51 00:02:24,571 --> 00:02:25,877 Davin? 52 00:02:26,156 --> 00:02:27,767 That's the name you can't tell me? 53 00:02:29,757 --> 00:02:32,020 No, I'm the name he couldn't tell you 54 00:02:32,659 --> 00:02:33,844 Brix 55 00:02:37,608 --> 00:02:40,046 .I wouldn't do that if I were you 56 00:02:47,886 --> 00:02:50,845 Gentlemen, thank you for coming on such short notice 57 00:02:50,929 --> 00:02:53,366 Obviously, we had a misunderstanding 58 00:02:53,377 --> 00:02:55,497 So I called this meeting to clear the air 59 00:02:55,508 --> 00:02:58,076 Devine, Trey Parker is in the family 60 00:02:58,448 --> 00:03:00,407 Which means it should not be touched 61 00:03:00,418 --> 00:03:04,553 .I understand that his cousin Bobby lost some merchandise 62 00:03:04,564 --> 00:03:06,000 Some money for you? 63 00:03:08,131 --> 00:03:10,076 It should cover weapons and money 64 00:03:10,087 --> 00:03:12,197 And he did not snitch, because if he did 65 00:03:12,208 --> 00:03:14,645 .your ass will be in jail now 66 00:03:14,676 --> 00:03:16,069 .so we are good 67 00:03:18,381 --> 00:03:20,151 We are good - I'll throw in an extra bag.  68 00:03:20,162 --> 00:03:21,964 If you agree to skip town 69 00:03:22,534 --> 00:03:26,669 Look, I know who you are, Brix 70 00:03:26,766 --> 00:03:28,811 .and I know what he can do 71 00:03:29,912 --> 00:03:33,199 But no one will tell me what part of the forest I can hunt 72 00:03:35,027 --> 00:03:36,919 Respect 73 00:03:37,806 --> 00:03:39,367 ...a man 74 00:03:40,166 --> 00:03:43,148 .You're the only nigger I know with a guardian angel 75 00:03:47,956 --> 00:03:49,427 How do you know Brix? 76 00:03:49,438 --> 00:03:50,844 I don't know - What do you mean you don't know? - 77 00:03:50,855 --> 00:03:52,944 ...How are you? - ...So, gentlemen - 78 00:03:53,687 --> 00:03:56,214 Hey, why would you do something like this to me? 79 00:03:56,636 --> 00:03:58,307 .Education is the key 80 00:04:03,145 --> 00:04:04,687 My nephew says hello 81 00:04:04,698 --> 00:04:06,211 Whoa, whoa, whoa, your nephew? 82 00:04:06,222 --> 00:04:09,195 Andre is your nephew? -  My older brother's child, yes. 83 00:04:09,489 --> 00:04:11,711 When Dre was only seven years old, he left his bike 84 00:04:11,722 --> 00:04:13,128 On BQE, it never rose. 85 00:04:13,139 --> 00:04:16,145 He told me. I lost my energy when I was young too 86 00:04:16,156 --> 00:04:18,229 .know what to say? So I recognized the anger in the boy 87 00:04:18,240 --> 00:04:20,451 .Oh, this anger gave him a three-year offer 88 00:04:20,462 --> 00:04:22,508 .It would have been 20 years old if you hadn't taken care of it 89 00:04:22,519 --> 00:04:24,481 .That's why I came to do this crucifixion for you 90 00:04:24,492 --> 00:04:26,276 Very appreciated 91 00:04:26,353 --> 00:04:27,920 .You already know 92 00:04:28,224 --> 00:04:30,061 .But this is just a one-time thing 93 00:04:30,072 --> 00:04:32,765 Oh sure. You know, it was a misunderstanding 94 00:04:32,776 --> 00:04:34,225 .You know, I'm for the community now 95 00:04:34,236 --> 00:04:36,112 Okay, so you want to tell me why I had to give 96 00:04:36,123 --> 00:04:39,079 Three Coke keys so this guy doesn't kill you? 97 00:04:41,650 --> 00:04:44,917 Enjoy your new life, Trey Parker. Thank you - 98 00:04:44,928 --> 00:04:47,730 .and I hope you do something great with it like Andre did 99 00:04:53,228 --> 00:04:55,563 .damn- Woo-! 100 00:04:55,574 --> 00:04:58,359 Yes - Any word on Bobby yet? - 101 00:04:58,370 --> 00:04:59,980 Nah, I made some calls 102 00:04:59,991 --> 00:05:01,672 And I haven't heard anything yet 103 00:05:01,683 --> 00:05:03,206 .It may take some time 104 00:05:03,611 --> 00:05:06,048 .Bobby is good at playing hide and seek 105 00:05:06,059 --> 00:05:08,931 He hid for a long time, and we had to find pictures of him 106 00:05:08,942 --> 00:05:10,292 To put it on a milk carton 107 00:05:17,200 --> 00:05:19,594 Jazmine needs to hurry 108 00:05:19,651 --> 00:05:21,331 Look, your grandmother's blood sugar is dropping 109 00:05:21,342 --> 00:05:24,388 And I became quick to anger. Who do you call fast? - 110 00:05:24,431 --> 00:05:27,147 Is she coming or not? - Mom, one minute. 111 00:05:30,199 --> 00:05:32,114 My father - What? - 112 00:05:32,231 --> 00:05:34,233 .I have low blood sugar too 113 00:05:34,244 --> 00:05:35,433 What? 114 00:05:35,444 --> 00:05:37,721 Oh, this is it. Excuse me 115 00:05:37,924 --> 00:05:40,811 Hey, are you downstairs looking for a parking space? 116 00:05:40,822 --> 00:05:43,364 .Well, I brought Shahzad downstairs to make room for you 117 00:05:43,375 --> 00:05:45,759 Oh! 118 00:05:45,770 --> 00:05:47,578 .Look, you don't get it. It's just what it is 119 00:05:49,517 --> 00:05:52,610 Oh, actually, I don't think I can achieve that 120 00:05:52,621 --> 00:05:55,101 -I worked all night. Oh - 121 00:05:55,112 --> 00:05:56,678 Okay, so you're not coming? 122 00:05:57,271 --> 00:05:59,893 .I made your favorite dish, lemon tilapia 123 00:06:00,328 --> 00:06:02,752 Why don't I wrap it up and bring it to you? 124 00:06:02,763 --> 00:06:04,235 And you can wear this trench coat 125 00:06:04,246 --> 00:06:06,297 And show me what is under it or what is not under it 126 00:06:06,308 --> 00:06:08,956 No, I don't think so 127 00:06:08,967 --> 00:06:12,057 Well, well, you know, I miss you 128 00:06:12,068 --> 00:06:14,077 Call me when you feel better 129 00:06:14,295 --> 00:06:15,818 Okay, goodbye 130 00:06:19,272 --> 00:06:22,492 .Well, Jazmine's not coming 131 00:06:22,870 --> 00:06:25,351 Can you go out and get your brother? 132 00:06:29,704 --> 00:06:31,623 Do you want a roll? - No - 133 00:06:32,361 --> 00:06:34,102 !Back off! Shehzad -! 134 00:06:34,113 --> 00:06:35,984 .She won't come 135 00:06:35,995 --> 00:06:38,127 Okay 136 00:06:40,064 --> 00:06:42,371 .There you go. My mistake 137 00:06:43,046 --> 00:06:46,508 Father, I want to thank you for this time we spent together 138 00:06:46,519 --> 00:06:48,677 To me, the shooting is a misunderstanding 139 00:06:48,688 --> 00:06:50,429 Now there is a new understanding 140 00:06:50,440 --> 00:06:52,762 And we don't have to worry about being shot at again 141 00:06:52,773 --> 00:06:55,723 Amen. let's eat - Wait, wait, wait, wait, what? - 142 00:06:55,734 --> 00:06:57,537 .That was a strange prayer 143 00:06:57,548 --> 00:06:59,637 All that matters is that my children are safe 144 00:06:59,648 --> 00:07:02,494 My family and I are together enjoying each other the way we should be 145 00:07:02,510 --> 00:07:04,457 I promise I won't get shot again 146 00:07:04,904 --> 00:07:07,959 Let's eat - Can you answer one question for me? - 147 00:07:07,970 --> 00:07:10,629 Mom, come on, now. This is a waste of time because I spent 148 00:07:10,640 --> 00:07:13,480 15 years in prison because I am not a snitch 149 00:07:13,922 --> 00:07:16,533 Let's eat - Do you want a roll? - 150 00:07:21,676 --> 00:07:23,635 .sorry Jazmine couldn't come 151 00:07:23,811 --> 00:07:26,771 .She missed some delicious tilapia fish 152 00:07:26,987 --> 00:07:29,622 It's a good fish. But it's a made-up fish. 153 00:07:29,633 --> 00:07:32,943 No one ever said, “I went fishing and I caught a tilapia.” Nobody 154 00:07:32,954 --> 00:07:34,782 ...It was made on a farm somewhere 155 00:07:35,079 --> 00:07:36,994 .I think in Connecticut 156 00:07:40,007 --> 00:07:41,922 Are you okay guys? 157 00:07:42,877 --> 00:07:44,444 .Worried that she is moving away 158 00:07:44,814 --> 00:07:46,280 .I mean, she came that night 159 00:07:46,291 --> 00:07:49,120 .We did what we had to, but it was far from magic 160 00:07:49,277 --> 00:07:51,627 .And it wasn't my fault 161 00:07:51,638 --> 00:07:55,033 .I've been taking painkillers, man 162 00:07:55,091 --> 00:07:58,878 .I think that's why it's called the opioid crisis 163 00:07:58,889 --> 00:08:00,378 .That's not what it means 164 00:08:00,389 --> 00:08:02,304 Well, it was a crisis for me 165 00:08:03,822 --> 00:08:05,650 Absolutely not 166 00:08:06,679 --> 00:08:09,769 Shehzade, princess, come here now! 167 00:08:13,022 --> 00:08:14,415 Yes grandma? 168 00:08:14,811 --> 00:08:16,792 .I thought you said you cleaned the kitchen 169 00:08:16,803 --> 00:08:18,606 Why are there dishes everywhere? 170 00:08:18,617 --> 00:08:21,011 I couldn't put all the dishes in the dishwasher 171 00:08:22,767 --> 00:08:27,337 Oh, because you downloaded everything wrong 172 00:08:27,348 --> 00:08:30,644 The dishes are packed here anyway 173 00:08:30,655 --> 00:08:33,664 There are things on... There's still food on the plates 174 00:08:33,675 --> 00:08:36,416 Don't look at me. I did the trash 175 00:08:36,557 --> 00:08:39,743 Oh, you mean the trash piled up in the corner? 176 00:08:39,754 --> 00:08:44,121 Shahzad, the trash won't be disposed of until you take it to the curb 177 00:08:44,132 --> 00:08:45,327 .I'll get it 178 00:08:45,338 --> 00:08:48,706 What are they teaching you all at home these days? 179 00:08:48,717 --> 00:08:50,850 Home EC? What is this? 180 00:08:50,861 --> 00:08:52,742 It's the class that teaches you 181 00:08:52,753 --> 00:08:55,184 How to clean so you don't end up bad 182 00:08:55,195 --> 00:08:57,192 .If it is not on standardized tests 183 00:08:57,203 --> 00:08:58,412 They won't teach it 184 00:08:58,423 --> 00:09:01,073 So you don't know how to do anything, do you? 185 00:09:01,084 --> 00:09:04,366 Laundry, iron and how to write a check 186 00:09:04,377 --> 00:09:06,509 Do any of these ring a bell? 187 00:09:06,520 --> 00:09:08,618 This is the purpose of Google 188 00:09:08,629 --> 00:09:11,763 .Well, since Shay's not here 189 00:09:11,774 --> 00:09:15,671 I'll make it my job to make sure you're there 190 00:09:15,682 --> 00:09:18,359 You know how to take care of yourselves, okay? 191 00:09:18,370 --> 00:09:21,461 So I will be at your house tomorrow at 8:00 AM 192 00:09:21,472 --> 00:09:23,893 .Grandma, we don't need that 193 00:09:24,059 --> 00:09:27,557 Look, I'll get this trash, and we'll get out of here 194 00:09:34,072 --> 00:09:35,247 Eight in the morning! 195 00:09:42,675 --> 00:09:44,718 Raoul, man 196 00:09:44,729 --> 00:09:47,451 Hey, Trey, how's it going? Hey, a special hot one, right? 197 00:09:47,462 --> 00:09:49,012 Yes, but this time, put it on wheat 198 00:09:49,023 --> 00:09:51,119 And I got these flowers from your man outside 199 00:09:51,130 --> 00:09:53,962 I got it, I got it - Oh, I've got a big collection! 200 00:09:53,973 --> 00:09:56,363 Yes, it has to be really special 201 00:09:56,374 --> 00:09:58,487 It is, Miss Yvette, and because you say so 202 00:09:58,498 --> 00:10:00,196 .I think these flowers might work 203 00:10:00,207 --> 00:10:02,122 Are you blind or just stupid? 204 00:10:02,133 --> 00:10:04,495 You see Leviticus Parker, I know you see us all 205 00:10:04,506 --> 00:10:07,236 Standing here in this line - Is your name Leviticus? - 206 00:10:07,247 --> 00:10:09,131 Yes, little mama, that's my middle name 207 00:10:09,142 --> 00:10:11,666 .you know what I mean? Um, I'm a regular here 208 00:10:11,677 --> 00:10:13,595 My mistake. This will be very fast 209 00:10:13,606 --> 00:10:15,173 .I eat here every day. We are all regulars 210 00:10:15,184 --> 00:10:17,018 Raoul, canceled his order and told him 211 00:10:17,029 --> 00:10:18,515 .to get his ass to the back of the class 212 00:10:18,526 --> 00:10:20,128 Chavez, there you are 213 00:10:20,139 --> 00:10:22,851 .Trying to tell people how to run their businesses again 214 00:10:22,862 --> 00:10:25,158 Miss Yvette, I see you from head to toe 215 00:10:25,169 --> 00:10:26,939 .So new and very clean 216 00:10:26,950 --> 00:10:29,011 Thank you 217 00:10:29,022 --> 00:10:32,253 Yes, do you know what? Please, please 218 00:10:32,563 --> 00:10:34,352 He should not wait in his condition 219 00:10:34,363 --> 00:10:36,326 Miss Yvette, how is he? 220 00:10:36,337 --> 00:10:38,044 .Please tell me, because you will kill me 221 00:10:38,055 --> 00:10:40,231 .You're acting like he's a wounded warrior 222 00:10:40,508 --> 00:10:43,685 That's rude, okay? All this, this is kind of rude 223 00:10:43,696 --> 00:10:46,286 Yes, Miss Vesey, it is Leviticus 224 00:10:46,297 --> 00:10:48,081 Yes, but he cut off the line, Sonay 225 00:10:48,092 --> 00:10:49,161 This is not true. 226 00:10:49,172 --> 00:10:50,618 But it's the Levites - Ugh - 227 00:10:50,629 --> 00:10:51,685 What kind of cheese are we making today? 228 00:10:51,696 --> 00:10:53,820 Give me the feta. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. 229 00:10:53,831 --> 00:10:55,924 No cheese requested. Are you kidding me? 230 00:10:55,935 --> 00:10:59,669 There are no alternatives. Raoul, stop making his sandwich 231 00:10:59,680 --> 00:11:00,871 Come on everyone 232 00:11:00,882 --> 00:11:03,206 You act like we're not all standing in this line 233 00:11:03,217 --> 00:11:05,925 And this guy came here and cut us off 234 00:11:05,936 --> 00:11:08,225 Well, I'm a little late 235 00:11:08,236 --> 00:11:11,152 For my dialysis appointment - Your poor kidney. 236 00:11:12,946 --> 00:11:14,614 But you see... It's trey- 237 00:11:14,625 --> 00:11:16,018 Go and get what you need. Here you go, Tray. 238 00:11:16,029 --> 00:11:17,282 Here you go - No, do whatever you want. 239 00:11:17,293 --> 00:11:19,616 My leg - And he doesn't have to pay either, Raul? - 240 00:11:19,627 --> 00:11:21,780 I'll give things away for free, so I can get them for free too? 241 00:11:21,791 --> 00:11:23,118 .I told you they know me 242 00:11:23,129 --> 00:11:24,521 We know him 243 00:11:24,532 --> 00:11:25,855 .I know him 244 00:11:25,866 --> 00:11:27,459 .You make me feel sick, Trey 245 00:11:27,470 --> 00:11:29,544 Raoul, do something strong for me. What's up? - 246 00:11:29,555 --> 00:11:32,484 Give this woman a snicker because she's a weirdo 247 00:11:32,495 --> 00:11:34,668 And give little mama what she wants at the store 248 00:11:34,679 --> 00:11:36,193 Put it on my account, okay? - Okay, looks good. 249 00:11:36,204 --> 00:11:38,192 See you later, my dear. See you later, Trey. 250 00:11:38,203 --> 00:11:39,604 Okay, Ra! 251 00:11:44,743 --> 00:11:47,876 Well, let's see how you did on your first try 252 00:11:47,887 --> 00:11:49,845 In washing your own clothes 253 00:11:51,821 --> 00:11:53,519 Oh 254 00:11:53,808 --> 00:11:56,594 My jacket! It's a bib now. 255 00:11:58,689 --> 00:12:02,108 Oh, dry clean only 256 00:12:03,696 --> 00:12:06,003 Always read labels 257 00:12:09,654 --> 00:12:11,858 Garbage insect - No - 258 00:12:11,869 --> 00:12:14,697 No, I will never litter. My form was just out 259 00:12:14,895 --> 00:12:16,670 I was about to pick it up, Fizzy 260 00:12:16,681 --> 00:12:18,879 .I got - My leg - 261 00:12:18,890 --> 00:12:20,283 No, leave it 262 00:12:20,515 --> 00:12:22,329 Take it easy, lady. It's just a piece of trash 263 00:12:22,340 --> 00:12:24,442 No, it's not just a piece of trash. It is a symbol of everything 264 00:12:24,453 --> 00:12:25,842 This is wrong in our society 265 00:12:25,853 --> 00:12:28,259 People need to take responsibility 266 00:12:28,270 --> 00:12:31,722 .to their own chaos. It's his trash. Let him choose this shit 267 00:12:31,733 --> 00:12:33,257 Hey man, can you give me this? 268 00:12:34,744 --> 00:12:37,098 .Trey gets it. He goes to win. He shoots 269 00:12:38,029 --> 00:12:41,858 Knicks wins! Knicks wins! Randolph 270 00:12:43,516 --> 00:12:45,997 What, do you like curling? - Shut up - 271 00:12:48,161 --> 00:12:50,729 Did you see that?! Oh 272 00:12:51,071 --> 00:12:52,899 How's that bathroom? 273 00:12:53,542 --> 00:12:55,544 This is more like that 274 00:12:55,681 --> 00:12:58,510 .Grandma, I feel dizzy 275 00:13:01,416 --> 00:13:03,288 .It is very soft 276 00:13:03,344 --> 00:13:05,042 Grandma, when did we get a pet cat? 277 00:13:05,559 --> 00:13:07,585 Oh, my kids are ecstatic 278 00:13:07,596 --> 00:13:10,599 Oh, listen, when you clean with chemicals 279 00:13:10,610 --> 00:13:12,963 You always open a window. 280 00:13:22,086 --> 00:13:24,118 .five - 281 00:13:24,129 --> 00:13:26,385 Wait, Roberta, are you sure you can write five books? 282 00:13:26,396 --> 00:13:28,156 Because the last time I offered five... 283 00:13:28,167 --> 00:13:29,899 .I've only written one book 284 00:13:29,910 --> 00:13:32,997 .I think you'd better worry about your own cards 285 00:13:33,008 --> 00:13:34,894 By the way, I don't mean to criticize 286 00:13:34,905 --> 00:13:37,361 .but I need new glass. This one is a little cloudy 287 00:13:37,372 --> 00:13:40,578 Oh, I had my grandchildren do the dishes last night 288 00:13:40,589 --> 00:13:42,119 Did you know that these children can't do anything? 289 00:13:42,130 --> 00:13:43,328 Isn't this the truth? 290 00:13:43,339 --> 00:13:46,112 My grandson went to cook a burrito in the microwave 291 00:13:46,123 --> 00:13:48,173 Oh, huh-- Leave the chip turned on. 292 00:13:48,184 --> 00:13:50,574 Oh my God - The house almost burned down. 293 00:13:53,723 --> 00:13:55,116 Hello ma- Hello! 294 00:13:55,127 --> 00:13:56,506 Hello- Hello - 295 00:13:56,517 --> 00:13:59,028 Miss Gloria, Miss Miller. Martha, what's up? 296 00:13:59,039 --> 00:14:00,576 What's going on here? 297 00:14:00,587 --> 00:14:02,169 I thought you were supposed to play cards 298 00:14:02,180 --> 00:14:03,944 At Miss Miller's house tonight. Oh - 299 00:14:03,955 --> 00:14:05,515 They are disinfecting her building 300 00:14:05,526 --> 00:14:07,005 again? - Yes, my love. 301 00:14:07,016 --> 00:14:10,000 Until they get rid of that hoarder in 3-C, there's nothing we can do 302 00:14:10,011 --> 00:14:13,382 I only have one hour to get everything ready before Jazmine comes 303 00:14:13,393 --> 00:14:16,409 Oh, well, you wouldn't even know we were here 304 00:14:16,420 --> 00:14:18,089 Shh! 305 00:14:18,100 --> 00:14:20,538 Wait a minute. Will you stay here? 306 00:14:20,549 --> 00:14:22,246 Yes - .mm hmm- 307 00:14:22,257 --> 00:14:24,689 Well, listen, you can have your own little party 308 00:14:24,700 --> 00:14:26,879 In the kitchen - What is the problem? - 309 00:14:26,890 --> 00:14:28,990 Oh - Close the door. 310 00:14:29,001 --> 00:14:31,833 Judging by all those oysters 311 00:14:32,416 --> 00:14:35,839 !I think he thinks he's going to have sex at the dining room table 312 00:14:35,850 --> 00:14:37,946 Oh no. Now, stop it 313 00:14:37,957 --> 00:14:39,544 This is disgusting. Also, in this case - 314 00:14:39,555 --> 00:14:41,731 Better keep the door open! 315 00:14:41,742 --> 00:14:42,868 Oh my God 316 00:14:42,879 --> 00:14:45,388 .We don't have that kind of thing here 317 00:14:45,399 --> 00:14:48,247 My son doesn't know what he's talking about 318 00:14:48,607 --> 00:14:51,203 To the Occupational Health and Safety Department, once again, I want to thank you 319 00:14:51,214 --> 00:14:53,058 .For letting me use your bed, son 320 00:14:53,069 --> 00:14:56,202 No problem. What's on the menu tonight? 321 00:14:56,351 --> 00:14:58,135 Appetizers to start 322 00:14:58,146 --> 00:15:00,496 I eat macaroni and cheese 323 00:15:00,507 --> 00:15:02,113 Some stuffed green cabbage 324 00:15:02,124 --> 00:15:05,635 .I also made fried bologna with luxury cheese 325 00:15:05,646 --> 00:15:07,476 No, I'm just kidding, I have some oysters 326 00:15:07,487 --> 00:15:10,373 Smart, this is an aphrodisiac. No, I fry them. 327 00:15:10,384 --> 00:15:13,070 Blacks do not use oysters as an aphrodisiac 328 00:15:13,081 --> 00:15:14,796 We go to the store and get 40 329 00:15:14,807 --> 00:15:18,047 .You get naughty at forty. That would be me and Jazmine 330 00:15:18,058 --> 00:15:19,780 .closer 331 00:15:19,791 --> 00:15:21,132 .Okay, you're all set, then 332 00:15:21,143 --> 00:15:23,760 .Just text me when you head over to Jazmine's house 333 00:15:23,771 --> 00:15:25,462 Well, if things escalate quickly 334 00:15:25,473 --> 00:15:28,432 Don't come into my bedroom or on the couch 335 00:15:28,668 --> 00:15:30,817 On a ping pong table or any table 336 00:15:30,828 --> 00:15:32,917 .Just take her to the lobby 337 00:15:32,928 --> 00:15:36,715 Awful my dick? - Yes, but take it easy. 338 00:15:38,619 --> 00:15:41,361 .Look at this, see? Okay 339 00:15:42,031 --> 00:15:44,851 ،نعم، كما تعلمون، عندما كنت مراهقا 340 00:15:44,862 --> 00:15:47,299 .I made a lot of my own clothes 341 00:15:47,310 --> 00:15:49,177 .وذلك لأنه لم يكن لديهم متاجر في ذلك الوقت 342 00:15:49,188 --> 00:15:50,270 Oh 343 00:15:50,281 --> 00:15:52,503 .حسنًا، لا تدعني أخيط فمك الآن 344 00:15:52,514 --> 00:15:54,867 .سيكون لدينا "حكاية الخادمة" هنا 345 00:15:54,878 --> 00:15:56,133 Okay? 346 00:15:56,144 --> 00:15:58,225 .جدتي، أنا لا أحاول أن أصنع ملابسي بنفسي 347 00:15:58,236 --> 00:16:01,675 .أعلم، لكن يجب على الجميع أن يعرفوا كيفية الخياطة 348 00:16:01,725 --> 00:16:04,067 كيف تعتقد أن والدتك أصبحت مصممة جيدة؟ 349 00:16:04,078 --> 00:16:06,289 الآن، أول شيء عليك أن تتعلمه 350 00:16:06,300 --> 00:16:08,014 It's how to thread a needle. 351 00:16:08,025 --> 00:16:09,983 Let's try, okay? - .perfect - 352 00:16:10,205 --> 00:16:13,643 .ويأخذ السيطرة والعين الجيدة 353 00:16:13,700 --> 00:16:16,224 Oh! Grandma, this is impossible 354 00:16:16,434 --> 00:16:18,018 I did this - Nice - 355 00:16:18,029 --> 00:16:19,607 Yes 356 00:16:19,618 --> 00:16:21,048 Yes, it's easier for him 357 00:16:21,059 --> 00:16:23,198 Look, the hole in his needle is bigger than mine 358 00:16:23,209 --> 00:16:24,732 .I need a bandage 359 00:16:25,440 --> 00:16:28,051 .Lord please 360 00:16:28,122 --> 00:16:29,591 Would you like to know? 361 00:16:29,601 --> 00:16:30,806 How to use a sewing machine? - Yes - 362 00:16:30,824 --> 00:16:32,192 Can you teach me how to use it, please? 363 00:16:32,203 --> 00:16:35,206 .Okay, okay, come here 364 00:16:35,324 --> 00:16:37,195 So you can put your foot on this pedal 365 00:16:37,206 --> 00:16:38,300 .perfect - .perfect - 366 00:16:38,311 --> 00:16:40,310 Okay- Come on, come a little closer. 367 00:16:40,321 --> 00:16:41,477 .perfect - .perfect - 368 00:16:41,488 --> 00:16:43,664 .Let's use this little cloth 369 00:16:43,801 --> 00:16:46,507 .And just keep going, make a good line 370 00:16:46,518 --> 00:16:47,542 .perfect - .perfect - 371 00:16:47,553 --> 00:16:49,755 Okay, we'll put that aside. 372 00:16:49,766 --> 00:16:52,457 Now go slowly. .perfect - 373 00:16:53,120 --> 00:16:56,732 Oh, baby I got it 374 00:16:56,743 --> 00:16:58,048 .perfect 375 00:17:01,342 --> 00:17:02,991 Come in, little lady 376 00:17:06,660 --> 00:17:08,722 Oh, we're going to order the coat tonight, aren't we? 377 00:17:08,733 --> 00:17:10,362 .I can't wait to see what's underneath 378 00:17:10,373 --> 00:17:12,072 .Yes, in one minute 379 00:17:12,502 --> 00:17:14,418 Of course. Why the rush? 380 00:17:14,818 --> 00:17:18,267 We got the coat, we got the strawberries, we got the oysters 381 00:17:18,524 --> 00:17:21,279 Look, Trey, we really need to talk 382 00:17:22,129 --> 00:17:25,295 Oh, talk. Like dirty talk? 383 00:17:25,306 --> 00:17:27,352 This will be the greatest night ever 384 00:17:27,503 --> 00:17:29,462 .Trey, I'm talking about this 385 00:17:30,730 --> 00:17:33,733 "Oh, we're going to have sex Mr. and Mrs. Smith." 386 00:17:37,601 --> 00:17:40,735 ...Look, Tray 387 00:17:45,082 --> 00:17:47,102 The reason I avoided you 388 00:17:47,113 --> 00:17:49,112 Why do I wear a bulletproof vest? 389 00:17:49,123 --> 00:17:52,394 ...It's my job practically everywhere I go is 390 00:17:53,450 --> 00:17:56,095 .I was so afraid to be around you 391 00:18:01,711 --> 00:18:04,018 Can I ask you a question, Jazmine? 392 00:18:06,086 --> 00:18:07,653 Are you afraid of me? 393 00:18:07,784 --> 00:18:08,872 No 394 00:18:10,441 --> 00:18:13,449 .I'm afraid of the people who shot you 395 00:18:13,460 --> 00:18:16,834 ...The police didn't arrest me, just me 396 00:18:17,512 --> 00:18:19,737 I can't feel safe 397 00:18:19,748 --> 00:18:22,164 .knowing that they are all still there 398 00:18:22,175 --> 00:18:25,613 Baby, how long have you been feeling like this? 399 00:18:25,665 --> 00:18:27,623 Since I got out of the hospital. 400 00:18:27,979 --> 00:18:30,560 I mean, what if you came to my house that night? 401 00:18:30,571 --> 00:18:32,747 When they got you? - And they didn't even follow me. 402 00:18:32,758 --> 00:18:35,979 They were after my cousin Bobby. Well, how do you know that? - 403 00:18:37,141 --> 00:18:38,621 I talked to some people 404 00:18:39,245 --> 00:18:40,961 And trust me, you have nothing to worry about 405 00:18:40,972 --> 00:18:42,452 .We are completely safe 406 00:18:42,628 --> 00:18:46,553 Now, can we enjoy this wonderful evening? 407 00:18:46,564 --> 00:18:49,263 Have you talked to any people? 408 00:18:49,274 --> 00:18:50,798 Criminals? 409 00:18:52,799 --> 00:18:56,144 If you really leave that life behind 410 00:18:56,155 --> 00:18:58,374 You will tell the police who shot you 411 00:18:58,385 --> 00:19:00,169 But instead you want to protect them? 412 00:19:00,708 --> 00:19:02,949 I care about you, Trey, but I don't want to be with someone 413 00:19:02,960 --> 00:19:04,962 .who wants to protect criminals 414 00:19:05,772 --> 00:19:08,688 Jazmine, don't do this to me 415 00:19:13,573 --> 00:19:16,184 .I want you to choose a side 416 00:19:16,195 --> 00:19:19,024 .Choose a side? I'm from the streets 417 00:19:19,035 --> 00:19:21,080 .You know I can't do that 418 00:19:21,169 --> 00:19:23,519 .You know I can't do that. Don't do this 419 00:19:23,530 --> 00:19:25,272 Just choose a side - Don't do this- 420 00:19:25,283 --> 00:19:26,784 I can't do that - .Choose a side - 421 00:19:26,795 --> 00:19:28,362 I can't do that! 422 00:19:32,240 --> 00:19:33,615 .well I can 423 00:19:33,626 --> 00:19:35,410 Goodbye, Trey 424 00:19:35,848 --> 00:19:37,719 .good luck 425 00:20:41,702 --> 00:20:43,486 Guess who caught the fashion bug 426 00:20:43,497 --> 00:20:45,455 I dug out the old sewing machine 427 00:20:45,745 --> 00:20:48,286 .I think he got it from his mother 428 00:20:48,528 --> 00:20:49,925 .I love you 429 00:20:54,522 --> 00:20:58,522 Synchronized and corrected by "iMedo"